My husband is progammer

Before decide to get married with programer think formerly carefully and don't repentant then. So it look carefully conversation between a wife with the husband, a software engineer
Husband: (go home late from office)" good evening pity, now i logged in. #8221;
Wife: Do you bring souvenir I ask?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I say it from last morning!
Husband: Errorneous syntax. abort?
Wife: Then, how about buy new television?
Husband: Variable musical note found. . .
Wife: Ok, if so i ask your credit card. i want expense self.
Husband: Sharing violation. access denied. . .
Wife: Do you more love computer than i? or you only strum?
Husband: Too many parameters. . .
Wife: That is biggest error if i married fool like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You of no use.
Husband: It’s by default.
Wife: How with your salary?
Husband: File in use. . . try later.
Wife: If so what my position at this family?
Husband: Unknown virus.

Indonesia
Sebelum memutuskan untuk menikah dengan programer pikir dulu masak-masak dan jangan menyesal kemudian. Makanya perhatikan baik-baik percakapan antara seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang Software Engineer
Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in.”
Istri: Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?
Suami: Bad command or filename.
Istri: Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!
Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?
Istri: Terus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?
Suami: Variable not found...
Istri: OK, kalau begitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri saja.
Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Istri: Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-main saja?
Suami: Too many parameters...
Istri: Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya menikahi orang bodoh sepertimu.
Suami: Data type mismatch.
Istri: Kamu tidak berguna.
Suami: It,s by Default.
Istri: Bagaimana dengan gajimu?
Suami: File in use ... Try later.
Istri: Kalau begitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?
Suami: Unknown Virus.