Daredevil

Grandfather:
Grandfather war age formerly a daredevil. Enemy time via, grandfather attacks.
Enemy time assaults, grandfather friend in blurred, grandfather not.
Grandchild:
Great grandfather, why does grandfather not come along blurred?
Grandfather:
How want blurred, enemy weapon in grandfather head.
Grandchild:
hmmm. . . . . ? ? !
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Indonesia
OPA : Jaman perang OPA dulu seorang pemberani. Waktu musuh lewat, OPA serang. Waktu musuh menyerang, kawan OPA pada kabur, OPA tidak.
CUCU : Hebat opa, kenapa opa tidak ikut kabur?
OPA : Bagaimana mau kabur, senjata musuh ada di kepala OPA.
CUCU : hmmm.....??!