What's wrong?

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

Indonesia
Empat sahabat terbaik bertemu di rumah sakit pada saat isteri mereka akan melahirkan bayi pertamanya.
Perawat : " Selamat, anda mendapatkan bayi kembar. "
Sahabat 1 : " Bagaimana mungkin, aku adalah manager Minnesota Twins. "
Perawat : " Selamat, anda mendapatkan bayi kembar tiga. "
Sahabat 2 : " Hmmm, aneh aku adalah direktur 3 musketeer’s. "
Perawat : " Selamat, anda mendapatkan bayi kembar empat. "
Sahabat 3 : " Ironis, saya bekerja untuk hotel 4 Seasons. "

Ketiga sahabat bergembira sampai mereka lihat sahabat 4 meloncat dari tempat duduk dan membenturkan muka ke dinding.

Ketiga Sahabat : ” Ada masalah apa ? ”
Sahabat 4 : " Apa salah, saya bekerja untuk 7up "

It's a puppy

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!

Indonesia
Setiap akhir tahun pelajaran, Guru taman kanak-kanak menerima hadiah dari muridnya. Anak penjual bunga memberikan sebuah hadiah. Dia mulai menguncang kemudian menahan hadiah tersebut di atas, dan mengatakan,

Guru : " Saya tahu apa ini. Ini bunga-bungaan. "
Anak penjual bunga : " Benar! Sambil berteriak bagaimana Ibu tahu? "
Guru : " Oh itu, Perkiraan saja, ".
Berikutnya
Guru : " Saya tahu apa ini. Ini permen. "
Anak penjual permen: " Benar! Sambil berteriak bagaimana Ibu tahu? "
Guru : " Oh itu, Perkiraan saja, ".
Berikutnya hadiah dari putra penjual minuman. . Dia mulai menguncang kemudian menahan hadiah tersebut di atas, tetapi ada cairan yang keluar kemudian dia tahan dengan jari. Jari tersebut kemudian dihisap
Guru : " Apakah ini anggur ? "
Anak penjual minuman : ” Bukan sambil berteriak gembira ”
Guru : " Menghisap cairan yang keluar lebih banyak. Apakah ini sampanye ? "
Anak penjual minuman : ” Bukan sambil berteriak gembira ”
Guru : " Saya menyerah. Apakah ini? "
Anak penjual minuman : ” Dengan riang menjawab , Itu anak anjing ! Kejutan ”
Guru : ” ????? ”

Only want. . .

One day there guy correlatings name sidik, at carriage station. he is passionate pass by train railway track while ask same operator exist in station
Sidik: good afternoon sir, carriage to jakarta via sir. . . ? .
Operator: just now 10 minutes ago.
Sidik: if to solok sir. . . . ? .
Operator: later clock 12 00. day.
Sidik: if to kutoardjo sir. . . . ? .
Operator: later clock 13.00, younger brother wants to go where. from a while ago only ask to ask train then? .
Sidik: i only want to cross railway track sir.
Operator: . . ? ? ? . . . @#)%@)%.

Indonesia
Suatu hari ada cowok ber nama Sidik,di stasiun kereta.Dia asyik melewati rel kereta api sambil bertanya sama petugas yang ada di stasiun tersebut
Sidik :selamat siang Pak,kereta yang ke Jakarta sudah lewat pak...?.
Petugas :barusan 10 menit yang lalu.
Sidik :kalau yang ke Solok pak....?.
Petugas :nanti jam 12 00.siang.
Sidik :kalau yang ke Kutoardjo pak....?.
Petugas :nanti jam 13.00, adik mau pergi kemana .Dari tadi cuma tanya tanya kereta api terus ?.
Sidik :saya cuma mau menyeberang rel saja pak.
Petugas :..???...@#)%@))%.

Traffic ticket

Week evenings, Udin drive motor swiftly at road Sudirman with the friends, the unlucky Udin crenellated by policeman.
Policeman: sorry, at this road is only 60 km/clocks why does brother speed 120 km/clocks?
Udin: yes i am merely spend petrol sir !
Policeman: oh so, if so my brother is traffic ticket, because make time to pass by limitation of speed.
Udin: sorry sir why is the traffic ticket so expensive?
Policeman: yes, i only spend pen ink.

Indonesia
Waktu malam minggu, Udin mengendarai motor dengan cepat di jalan Sudirman bersama teman-temannya, sialnya Udin tertangkap oleh Polisi.
Polisi : Maaf, di jalan ini batas kecepatan hanya 60 km/jam kenapa kecepatan saudara 120 km/jam ?
Udin : Ya saya sekedar menghabiskan bensin saja pak!!!!
Polisi : Oh begitu, kalau begitu saudara saya tilang, karena ngebut melewati batas kecepatan.
Udin : Maaf pak kenapa tilangnya mahal sekali ?
Polisi : Ya, saya hanya menghabiskan tinta pena saja.

My husband is progammer

Before decide to get married with programer think formerly carefully and don't repentant then. So it look carefully conversation between a wife with the husband, a software engineer
Husband: (go home late from office)" good evening pity, now i logged in. #8221;
Wife: Do you bring souvenir I ask?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I say it from last morning!
Husband: Errorneous syntax. abort?
Wife: Then, how about buy new television?
Husband: Variable musical note found. . .
Wife: Ok, if so i ask your credit card. i want expense self.
Husband: Sharing violation. access denied. . .
Wife: Do you more love computer than i? or you only strum?
Husband: Too many parameters. . .
Wife: That is biggest error if i married fool like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You of no use.
Husband: It’s by default.
Wife: How with your salary?
Husband: File in use. . . try later.
Wife: If so what my position at this family?
Husband: Unknown virus.

Indonesia
Sebelum memutuskan untuk menikah dengan programer pikir dulu masak-masak dan jangan menyesal kemudian. Makanya perhatikan baik-baik percakapan antara seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang Software Engineer
Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in.”
Istri: Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?
Suami: Bad command or filename.
Istri: Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!
Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?
Istri: Terus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?
Suami: Variable not found...
Istri: OK, kalau begitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri saja.
Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Istri: Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-main saja?
Suami: Too many parameters...
Istri: Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya menikahi orang bodoh sepertimu.
Suami: Data type mismatch.
Istri: Kamu tidak berguna.
Suami: It,s by Default.
Istri: Bagaimana dengan gajimu?
Suami: File in use ... Try later.
Istri: Kalau begitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?
Suami: Unknown Virus.

Patient

On a certain day, a mother is buying mango at market.
Mother: what one kilogram, sir?
Seller: 20 thousands rupiah
Mother: True expensive?
Seller: Likely sweet, mother, if not sweet may at return.
Mother: Buy one kilogram, sir.
After get home, the mother consumes fist mango obvious sour. second also. third also. Day after the mother will thrash the Seller.
Mother: Base fake! ! know sour, even at say sweet. Here, I return.
Seller: ah, mother. . . new buy one kilogram, sour all angry. I buy 1 sour cart all not angry. . .
Mother: ? ? ?
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Indonesia
Sabar
Pada suatu hari, seorang ibu sedang beli mangga di Pasar.
IBU : Berapa satu kilo, Pak?
Penjual : 20 ribu rupiah
IBU : Mahal benar?
Penjual : Rasanya manis-manis ,ibu. Kalau tidak manis boleh di kembalikan.
IBU : beli satu kilo, Pak.
Setelah sampai di rumah, si ibu memakan mangga pertama ternyata asam. Yang kedua juga. Yang ketiga juga. Besoknya si ibu melabrak si penjual.
IBU : Dasar penipu !! Sudah tahu kecut, malah di bilang manis. Nih, saya kembalikan.
Penjual : Ah, ibu... baru beli satu kilo, kecut semua sudah marah. Saya beli 1 gerobak kecut semua tidak marah...
IBU : ???

Daredevil

Grandfather:
Grandfather war age formerly a daredevil. Enemy time via, grandfather attacks.
Enemy time assaults, grandfather friend in blurred, grandfather not.
Grandchild:
Great grandfather, why does grandfather not come along blurred?
Grandfather:
How want blurred, enemy weapon in grandfather head.
Grandchild:
hmmm. . . . . ? ? !
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Indonesia
OPA : Jaman perang OPA dulu seorang pemberani. Waktu musuh lewat, OPA serang. Waktu musuh menyerang, kawan OPA pada kabur, OPA tidak.
CUCU : Hebat opa, kenapa opa tidak ikut kabur?
OPA : Bagaimana mau kabur, senjata musuh ada di kepala OPA.
CUCU : hmmm.....??!