Wait car

There a moppet very simple the name deni. He is orderred by the mother to buy chilli at cafe in front of crossed the house road.
Mother: deni buy chilli mother at cafe in front of, but if want to cross be careful, wait car via formerly.
Deni: yes mother. ! ! !
after waited 30 minutes, the child don't comes then the mother out house, the child stills to wait at roadside.
Mother: why do you still to wait there, doesn't buy chilli mother?
Deni: yes mother, my the exercise waits car via, from a while ago late motor then mother. . .
Mother: ? ? ? ! ! ! . . .

My bulldog

A frantic woman had dialed 911.
“Police, fire, or ambulance?” asked the operator.
“I want a vet!” demanded the panic-stricken woman.
“A vet?” said the operator in surprise.
“What for?”
“To open by bulldog’s jaws.”
“But why did you call 911?”
“There’s a burglar in them.”

Seorang wanita yang ketakutan telah menelpon 911.
“Police, pemadam kebakaran, atau ambulan? ” bertanya operator.
Wanita : “Saya ingin dokter hewan! ”.
Operator : “Dokter hewan? ”.
“Untuk apa ? ”
Wanita : “Untuk membuka rahang anjing bulldog. ”
Operator : “Mengapa kamu memanggil 911? ”
Wanita : “Ada pencuri bersama anjing saya. ”