Saturday, January 6, 2007

My bulldog

A frantic woman had dialed 911.
“Police, fire, or ambulance?” asked the operator.
“I want a vet!” demanded the panic-stricken woman.
“A vet?” said the operator in surprise.
“What for?”
“To open by bulldog’s jaws.”
“But why did you call 911?”
“There’s a burglar in them.”

Seorang wanita yang ketakutan telah menelpon 911.
“Police, pemadam kebakaran, atau ambulan? ” bertanya operator.
Wanita : “Saya ingin dokter hewan! ”.
Operator : “Dokter hewan? ”.
“Untuk apa ? ”
Wanita : “Untuk membuka rahang anjing bulldog. ”
Operator : “Mengapa kamu memanggil 911? ”
Wanita : “Ada pencuri bersama anjing saya. ”