Traffic ticket

Week evenings, Udin drive motor swiftly at road Sudirman with the friends, the unlucky Udin crenellated by policeman.
Policeman: sorry, at this road is only 60 km/clocks why does brother speed 120 km/clocks?
Udin: yes i am merely spend petrol sir !
Policeman: oh so, if so my brother is traffic ticket, because make time to pass by limitation of speed.
Udin: sorry sir why is the traffic ticket so expensive?
Policeman: yes, i only spend pen ink.

Indonesia
Waktu malam minggu, Udin mengendarai motor dengan cepat di jalan Sudirman bersama teman-temannya, sialnya Udin tertangkap oleh Polisi.
Polisi : Maaf, di jalan ini batas kecepatan hanya 60 km/jam kenapa kecepatan saudara 120 km/jam ?
Udin : Ya saya sekedar menghabiskan bensin saja pak!!!!
Polisi : Oh begitu, kalau begitu saudara saya tilang, karena ngebut melewati batas kecepatan.
Udin : Maaf pak kenapa tilangnya mahal sekali ?
Polisi : Ya, saya hanya menghabiskan tinta pena saja.